In an example of what I’m sure happens countless times a day, this is some doorbell cam footage of a woman racing to the front door to get inside and pee, but tripping and wiping out on the front porch. I’m impressed with just how far past the front door she traveled. Based on her trajectory you’d never even have guessed she was even aiming for the front door, but had committed to peeing on the side of the porch, which I’ve done before when I couldn’t get my key in the keyhole. And not because I was too drunk to see straight, but because it was my neighbor’s house. He made me pressure wash the whole porch the next day, but I was too hungover to do a good job.