Because how can you even be sure you’re even having a baby at all if you don’t perform some sort of ridiculously over-the-top/dangerous gender reveal, this is an Inside Edition report about a pair of parents-to-be in Kingston, New Hampshire who detonated 80-pounds of tannerite to celebrate the sex of the whatever-the-hell-they’re-having. The explosion actually cracked the foundations of houses nearby, and shook other houses for miles. Obviously, this is proof positive that the extremity of a gender reveal is directly proportional to just how unfit for parenting a couple really is. *slowly and painfully standing from rocking chair on porch* Whatever happened to just passing out bubble gum cigars after the baby is born?

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