Presumably a labor of love, this is an hour-long compilation edited together by YoutuberTeemu_V featuring the first appearances of a bunch of the recurring characters seen on The Simpsons, about a third of which happen in the first season. The video includes “Krusty the Clown, Moe Szyslak, Barney Gumble, Milhouse Van Houten, Comic Book Guy, Sideshow Bob, Ned Flanders, Groundskeeper Willie,” and MORE. Who’s your favorite? Mine will always be Santa’s Little Helper. Oh, and Ralph Wiggum. I see a lot of myself in Ralph. “You glue your head to your shoulder?” And sleep in a drawer.

Seen here already deep into the hell no portion of the video, this is a visualization from Global Data (previously), comparing the sizes of both living and extinct sea creatures, from the diminutive to the terrifyingly colossal. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that in the entirety of earth’s history there’s never really been a bad time to fill the oceans with concrete, and ideally it should have been done right before that first fish crawled out of the water.

Following a storm in Milledgeville, Illinois, this is a video of born problem solver Ty dragging a downed tree behind his truck to the burn pile while his friend follows and films. Apparently there are only about 1,000 people in the town so dragging a tree through the streets is no big deal. But when I do it all of a sudden cops are getting called and I have to go down to the station and explain why I uprooted a neighbor’s tree and was dragging it around town. I already told you, he wouldn’t trim the branches and crabapples were falling in my yard! You’ve got the wrong guy, he should be arrested. Hey you’re not running my record for priors, are you?

Because shredding knows no boundaries, this is a video of musician Bernth (previously seen playing an acoustic guitar filled with water) performing his own ‘Banjo Death Shred’ on, well, banjo. It’s like death metal meets Deliverance. Which, just for the record, is not a combo I’d like to run into while camping in the woods. Same goes for a cocaine bear.

A follow up to his previously posted Michael Scott in Mass Effect video, this is another video from Youtuber eli_handle_b․wav featuring The Office boss traveling to an intergalactic client meeting to settle disputes. It’s fantastic. Related: I just downloaded Mass Effect II again and have started mentally preparing myself for another play through. Now I know what you’re all wondering– but who are you going to romance this time? And the answer, if my previously hostile relationships with all my shipmates were any indication, is probably myself again.

This is some home security cam footage of a man narrowly avoiding a falling tree branch caused by heavy snow. Pretty reckless of that tree branch if you ask me, clearly the man is wearing a high-visibility jacket. Did you even look first, tree?! Granted, I doubt the branch would have killed him, but it definitely wouldn’t have been a relaxing back massage either. Thankfully, it made a bunch of noise before it fell. Me? If I were that tree this guy would be a KO’d snow angel right now because I strike like a ninja.