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Using data collected from Similarweb, this is a visualization created by VisualCapitalist of the world’s top 50 most visited websites, based on monthly traffic volume. As you can see, Borninspace did not make the cut. I assume it’s number 51. A shame. I do like the fuchsia adult section on the far left though. That must be like the back of the bus. Borninspace isn’t even on the bus, I opened the rear emergency door and hopped out at a red light long ago, now I’m hanging out in the sewers underneath the bus. It’s cool, it’s where I belong anyways. Hey scary raccoon, which way to the Ninja Turtle’s hideout?

This is a video of the very talented Morander Brothers performing the notoriously difficult to play ‘Through The Fire And Flames’ by DragonForce on accordions. ‘Through The Fire And Flames’ was made infamous by Guitar Hero III, where it was one of the hardest tracks to perfect. The Morander Brothers nail it though, and on accordions. Me? I’m not very good on accordion. My good buddy Ricardo of Very Be Careful is amazing with it though — he can make that thing sing. I can only make it sound like a dying robot wheezing its last breaths.

This is a video of wingsuiters Fred Fugen, Vincent “Veush” Cotte, and Aurélien “Bras Noir Chatard setting the world record for longest wingsuit flight in close proximity, traveling a respectable 7.5km (4.7 miles) over Mont Blanc in France. That footage around 2:30 looks like they were getting LOW. Personally, I don’t care what Lil Jon says, I don’t like getting low. “You prefer getting high?” Nice try, narc. Ironically, despite my middle name being Hite, heights are actually one of the few things that actually scare me. Heights and ghosts.

This is a video of a man attempting to prepare something to eat aboard a boat during rough seas. He seems to be doing a fine enough job until one of his bowls goes flying. I would argue the five second rule should be extended to ten seconds aboard boats, and indefinitely for food that hasn’t been cooked yet. Still, why bother cooking anything if I’m just going to get sea sick and puke it all overboard in a little bit anyways? “Just chumming the waters!” I’ll joke to the real seamen while they all make fun of me.

This is a video of a little cuttlefish in the waters off the coast of Kota Ambon, Indonesia doing its best to match its own color and pattern to the surrounding scenery for MAXIMUM CAMOUFLAGE. Man, these little aliens are totally nuts. Do you think they came to earth in a spaceship or in some sort of water-filled meteor? Because I asked Mother Nature about them and she swears it wasn’t her.

This is a night-vision video captured by Youtuber izcat to see how his cat Minnie behaves when he and his wife go to bed for the night. Minnie is a MOVER. First she’s here, then she’s there, then she’s back here staring you in the face while you sleep. According to izcat, “And this is why we’re always tired! She is a love bug though…” Awwww, love bugs are the best kind of cats. The worst kind of cats? Mine. If I made a video it would just be my cats trying to draw blood from my feet while I stuff my head under my girlfriend’s sleep shirt and pretend I’m Thomas The Tank Motorboat.