This is a video of a litter of six precious kitties crawling out of the hole in a watering can. The hole you pour water into, not the hole you pour out of — those would be some insanely small kitties. They just keep coming! How did they all fit in there? It’s like a clown car, but a kitty can. What little angels. And by angels I mean devils. Stop biting my ankle!

@julierempel9 What my brother sends us last night of his kittens😻😹#fyp ♬ original sound – julie rempel

These are a couple videos of trained hawks in flight squeezing between two people standing head-to-head. That’s NUTS with a capital n. Oh wow, and capitals U, T, and S too now that I look back at what I wrote. It’s hard to remember sometimes. My brain isn’t what it used to be, and it was never good to begin with, just to be clear. It’s like leftovers that were just okay at the restaurant after being left in the fridge for a couple months.

This is a video of somebody who pimped out (poor word choice) their Nissan Sentra with all the extra car badges they could find, creating some sort of unholy conglomerate. That’s one hell of an upgrade package they’ve got there. It’s like that Johnny Cash song ‘One Piece At A Time’, but this person worked in ALL the car factories. How do you even register that thing? It’s VIN must be longer than pi!

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The Nissan everything 4×4 z71 3.9.8.4.6 with the z07 package

♬ original sound – dallasreilly

This is a video of godly gourd carver and 2-time Halloween Wars winner James Hall discussing and demonstrating the techniques (and tools) involved with 13 increasingly difficult levels of pumpkin carving. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that there’s no f***ing way I’m letting James compete in my pumpkin carving contest this year.

This is a video of a jumping jack style ground compactor hopping around on its own like Luxo Jr. at the beginning of Pixar movies. That’s cool. Of course if I was that guy in the video I’d be sticking my foot underneath it every time it jumped because I rule at playing five-finger filet AND collecting workers’ comp.

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This is a video of ‘bar industry leader and hospitality expert’ Chris Lowde discussing the technique of JaNee from Mahalo.com as she butchers her way through the making of an old fashioned. My favorite part was the mixing from glass to glass and spilling it everywhere. That and the fact she made this one drink strong enough to get two elephants drunk. If she’s working the bar you definitely want to order from her if you want to get your liquor’s worth but don’t care if the drink tastes like rocket fuel filtered through a subway seat.

Keep going for the video while I admire the don’t give a f*ck attitude it must have taken to film this drink making, rewatch it, and still release it. Also, if you’re into this Chris has a ton of others on his TikTok page.

@getlowdernow #duet with @getlowdernow ♬ original sound – Chris Lowder