This is a video of a daredevil leaping off a tall bridge into the water of the gorge below and doing a bit of airwalking on the way down. That’s fun. For him — that looks terrifying to me. I don’t care if my middle name is Hite, I’m scared of them. Heights and ghosts, but that’s it.

Seen here looking like a guy that used to hang out on my street corner in LA that I’d always take the long-way around, this is a video of Malcolm In The Middle star Bryan Cranston discussing how he and Breaking Bad (is it any good?) co-star Aaron Paul started their own mezcal brand, Dos Hombres. It makes sense if you think about it. I mean if you can cook the best meth in New Mexico surely you can also brew a decent agave fighting potion. It’s just unfortunate they didn’t decide to include a chunk of blue meth at the bottom of the bottle as an updated take on the classic worm.

This is a video of Nick Offerman playing ‘Smell That Wood’ with Amy Poehler to promote Season 3 of NBC’s ‘Making It’, in which woodworkers compete in various challenges to prove who’s the goodest with the woodest. In the video, Nick is tasked with identifying different woods based on their scent alone (although he is allowed to hold the wood, so he may be able to gather clues from grain and texture as well). He does a good job. Me? I could probably do an equally impressive job, and *putting on blindfold* I don’t even need to touch or smell it to know the first wood you’re going to try to get me to identify is a penis.

In bad idea news, this is a video of engineer Allen Pan building robotic legs so a snake can experience every snake’s lifelong dream of walking. Should we be giving snakes robotic legs? Of course not, but that’s not going to stop somebody from doing it for the Youtube views, now is it? So, here we are. And I, for one, am not thrilled about being here, just to be perfectly clear.

This is a video of a spotter of the highest caliber sliding a mat under a gymnast who missed his mark by a longshot and is about to take a hard fall onto the floor. Granted the floors are already padded, but still, that was about to really suck. Possibly all its meals through a straw for a while. There’s no doubt in my mind if this were the spotting Olympics this man would be on the podium alone with all three medals. Somebody call Wheaties, I’ve got a cereal box cover for them.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees always have a spotter.

This is a video of an Airbus A321neo operated by Wizz Air (like pissing in the wind) making a spectacularly low landing at Greece’s Skiathos Airport. Yikes. You know, I have friends who have traveled to Greece specifically to witness this themselves, none of which I would feel comfortable with babysitting my children, and my children are dogs. It’s like their decision making skills were stunted or something.