This is a delightful video of voice over outtakes of Robin Williams’ Genie from Aladdin. He, uh, he really nails the part. Will Smith’s Genie on the other hand — no clue, haven’t seen that version (I bet it slaps though! *punches self in nuts*) because every time I suggest watching it my girlfriend reminds me it’s her turn to pick a movie. STRANGE FACT: It’s always her turn to pick a movie. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve seen 50 Shades Of Gray, but enough to know it isn’t a documentary on color theory, I can tell you that.

This is a video of Youtuber William Osman experimenting to see how many car parts he can physically remove from a vehicle and it still be functional. Obviously, he goes for the pieces that have no real effect on the car’s driveability first (doors, trunk lid, side panels, etc). His friends also saw the entire rear end off a front-wheel drive car and take it for a spin. That’s fun. Fun, but wasteful. Some of us don’t even have cars and have to beg our parents for rides. Do you know how embarrassing it is trying to makeout in the backseat on a date?

Keep going for the video, but definitely skip around unless you’re ultra bored.

This is a video of Jomboy providing some lighthearted commentary of the women’s 2019 Norwegian Death Diving (Døds) freestyle competition, in which participants bellyflop from a 10 – 14 meter platform with as much as flair as possible. Miriam Hamberg manages to secure victory in the video, just like she did the year before in 2018. Clearly, she’s passionate about death diving. Me? I’m only passionate about diving into bed before 8:00PM.

This is a video of 9-year old musical prodigy Ellen Alaverdyan performing Geddy Lee’s bassline from Rush’s ‘Tom Sawyer’. Clearly, she’s very skilled. Me? I’m more into the theatrics of performing than actual music skill. Honestly, same goes for pretty much every other life skill now that I think about it. There’s no skill deficiency a sequin cape and jazz hands can’t compensate for, that’s my motto.

Keep going for Ellen tearing it up, as well as a video of ‘Tom Sawyer’ with Lee’s bassline boosted for emphasis.

These are two videos featuring the Scarecrow and Tin Man scenes from the 1939 blockbuster The Wizard Of Oz (never heard of it) remastered in stunning 4K ultra HD. Wow, I never realized just how terrified Toto looks at the scarecrow before. And I don’t blame him, I wouldn’t let that guy tag along with me anywhere. Unless… Rumpelstiltskin, work your magic on this creeper!

This is a video of skateboarder/fitness buff Mikey Mac O’Brien holding a 135lb barbell Zercher squat style and performing a kickflip. It’s also a paid partnership with Reign Total Body Fuel drinks. Hey, you should pay me too. Sure I might not be able to to do a 135lb kickflip, but I can do THIS. “The detachable thumb trick, how original.” Right? My headstone is going to read HE WAS ONE OF A KIND. “No two turds are alike.” Hey! Who you callin’ a two?

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