These are two videos of University of Florida gymnast Trinity Thomas scoring perfect 10s on her floor exercise routines at the recent NCAA Tournament in Ft. Worth, Texas. The first was to clench the individual all-around title, the other was during team finals, where the Gators finished second. They really are something to see. The human body — such an amazing machine. Except mine. Mine is like a broken claw machine. No matter how many quarters I eat I get nothing in return.

Keep going for the videos, and be sure to check out the incredible double layouts at 0:20 (seen in the photo above).

Warm on the heels of their cover of Outkast’s ‘Hey Ya’, this is another video from Harvard’s cooler-than-cool THUD percussion ensemble performing Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ on boomwhackers. I like all the sunglasses and blindfolds, real slick. Now you can send this video to a friend and tell them not only did they just get Rickrolled, but boomwhacked as well. A double whammy! If you do it to me though we aren’t friends anymore, just so I’m clear.

Because some people just love winning the stupid prizes associated with playing stupid games, this is a video of a Dodge Viper and classic late 90’s two-tone and rust Acura Integra having a little impromptu street race, with the Viper losing control and crashing hard into a light pole (presumably because he didn’t have a lady riding shotgun like the Integra driver did to evenly distribute weight), which falls into the sign of a Goodyear Tire store. Yeah, I think the Viper is going to need more than just new tires after that. The video includes close-up footage of the car after the wreck, which not look pretty. So, if you were wondering who has the biggest penis in this situation, the answer is me. The answer is always me. I’ve won races just by dropping my pants at the starting line before.

The Water Shade Canopy Float (Amazon link) is a kit designed for use with a four-post canopy tent (not included) that allows the unit to float on water, bringing shade to a lake or pool. That way you can drink cheap canned beer away from the blinding rays of the sun. The fact that this exists at all is a pretty clear sign the person who invented it was drunk.
Unfortunately, the glaring absence of a floating BBQ grill and cornhole set is a clear indication they weren’t drunk enough.

Continue for a couple more shots.

To honor the late, great Eddie Van Halen, this is a video of the Buckeyes’ Spring Athletic Band performing a medley of Van Halen songs during a halftime show on April 16th. The medley includes “Runnin’ With the Devil,” “Dreams,” “Panama,” and “Jump,” all performed while the band forms synchronized shapes and words. Pretty cool. Still, I wouldn’t have complained if they incorporated a fireworks display into the act as well. You can never go wrong with fireworks — that’s my motto. “What’s up with the eyepatch?” Well mottos don’t have to be true, you know.

This is a video of very talented musician Samara Ginsberg performing the theme to Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 Psycho as an eight-part multitrack while dressed as Norman Bates’ deceased mother. Honestly, I found this video way scarier than the movie. Of course I haven’t actually seen the movie because I’m too afraid of having nightmares, no matter how many times I tell myself the blood is just watered down Hershey’s syrup. *shrug* I stay in some sketchy motels.