Because you have to get tough or die in Russia, this is a video of a young boy going to town on some sort of boxing reflex trainer (something like this) with a swinging arm that would have knocked me out cold after my first punch. I would still smoke this kid at Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! for Nintendo though, just so we’re clear. *phone chime* And don’t respond to that text message from my brother claiming I could never beat Bald Bull.

Thanks again to MSA, who might very well earn herself a gold star sticker today if she keeps the tips coming.

Mini-movie is right, the popcorn hadn’t even stopped popping by the time the movie was over when I watched the premiere on Lifetime Sunday afternoon. This is an outrage. Well for those of you who missed it, now you can watch the entire 16-minute KFC sexy Colonel Sanders holiday mini-movie ‘Recipe For Seduction’ starring Mario Lopez on Lifetime’s Youtube channel (or below). I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t more than a little disappointed when my girlfriend and I watched it live. “He wouldn’t stop licking the screen.” She told me it was being presented in Taste-O-Vision!

Thanks to Caroline J, who agrees the Colonel was clearly here for a good time, not a long time.

Because The Mandalorian is all the rage these days, it appears everybody decided to choreograph their exterior Christmas lights this year to the show’s opening theme. This is a small sample of those people (four different houses), as well as a mind-blowing ‘best of’ Star Wars light show at the end. The Mandalorian: I guess some people are really into it. Me? I watched a few episodes and just thought it was okay. “You have a full-size baby Yoda tattoo on your chest.” THIS IS THE WAY.

Thanks to MSA, who informed me she wants a puppy for Christmas.

Note: this isn’t the whole thing, see below for the entire graph.

This is a visualization created by Roshaan Khan detailing the top global Google search queries for 2020, using the data from Google Trends’ ‘Year In Search’ report. As you can see, people are very quick to lose interest in things. Except death and TikTok, they can’t seem to get enough of those. So — are you thinking what I’m thinking?! “Not if it involves inventing an app called DeathTok.” I’m gonna be richer than Jeb Bevos! “Jeff Bezos?” Whatever, he’s a peasant to me now.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees if you aren’t Googling how to pronounce aluminum backwards what are you even doing with your life.

Because the internet never stops turning (even when you want to get off), this is a video of Nicolas Cage deepfaked as Neo in The Matrix. Would I watch a full-length version? Of course I would, I’d watch anything. I watched my bathroom faucet drip for over an hour yesterday, no clue how to get it to stop. I think I heard Captain Planet crying.

Hey guys I’ve been a bit under the weather lately (thankfully not with the rona), but I should be back tomorrow full-blast.

This is an official Nintendo training video from 1991 demonstrating how Nintendo retailers should deal with difficult customers in a variety of different situations. Me? I don’t need to watch a video to know how to deal with difficult customers, I’ll just give them a good cuss-out then tell them where they can stick that Nintendo.