Ultra-Slow Motion Of Tattoo Gun On Transparent Skin
Because ‘I wonder what that would look like in ultra-slow motion’ is the name of the Slow Mo Guys’ very lucrative game, this is a video of tattoo guns doing their thing to transparent blocks of synthetic skin, filmed at 20,000 frames per second. It looks pretty much just how I expect it would, which is not really the image I want to visualize when I’m getting the giant treasure map tattoo on my back finished. “Does X mark the spot?” If the spot is my right kidney, then yes. “I’d dig there.” No you won’t either, I need that for peeing!
Woman Dancing While Man Extreme Dumpster Dives Behind Her
These are two videos from different angles of a man diving down a huge concrete step into a waiting garbage can. The first angle is actually of a woman dancing, which just so happens to capture the action. The second video is specific to the stunt dive. Just what the hell drugs are these two on, anyways, and where can I get some why are people doing them? Stay off the hard stuff, kids, that’s the lesson here. “It’s probably just alcohol.” Well twelve drinks in an hour is definitely hard.
Thanks again to JustA, who agrees that no part of either one of these videos looks like a good time.
Always Watching: Wife Allegedly Changes Husband’s Phone Unlock Screen
This is a short video from photographer vato, whose wife allegedly changed his unlock screen to this (although the way she’s tucked into bed in the photos and laughs when he shows her I suspect it was actually he who did it). I like the clock behind the photo feature, I’ve been meaning to put that important phone update to use. Still, regardless of who did it, this is a clever idea. One my girlfriend will probably attempt herself. Too bad she doesn’t know my unlock code! SPOILER: it’s her birthday. Except apparently not her ACTUAL birthday because I got in a lot of trouble last year. It’s two days after.
Thanks to JustA, who agrees Big Wife is the new Big Brother.
1992 Flirt Squirts Hidden Water Gun Commercial
Take a trip in my time machine to 1992, when Hasbro Flirt Squirts commercials aired on television, trying to convince girls to secretly spray their friends with water guns disguised as a calculator, candy, nail polish, lipstick, portable cassette player, and sunglasses. Those were different times, weren’t they? I can’t even imagine how much coke it took to come up with and market these, but even a dozen Cocaine Bears wouldn’t have stood a chance.
Crabs Running Gauntlet Past Eels And Octopus To Get To Feeding Ground
Nature: it’s brutal. Just take my life for example. It’s amazing I’m still alive. *shaking fist at the heavens* Is that all you’ve got?! This is a clip from the BBC’s Blue Planet II, featuring David Attenborough narrating the journey of a group of Sally Lightfoot Crabs on their way to their algae feeding grounds. The 100-meter trip along the Brazilian coast involves repeatedly jumping from rock to rock (I did not know crabs could jump like that) and scurrying across the water while doing their best to avoid hungry chain moray eels and octopuses along the way. Damn! And all for some algae?! I wouldn’t run that gauntlet for anything less than a cheeseburger.
Kinetic Sculpture Of 18 Headless Figures Keep ‘Head’ Rolling Around On Their Backs
This is a video of Round Table, a kinetic sculpture created by South Korean artist U-ram Choe, where 18-headless straw figures appear to squat and stand to balance a single rubber band “head” on the table atop their backs, and prevent it from rolling off. Wow. Wow wow wow. This piece really spoke to me. “About necromancing decapitated enemies back to life to do your bidding?” It spoke to you too!
