Because ‘I wonder what that would look like in ultra-slow motion’ is the name of the Slow Mo Guys’ very lucrative game, this is a video of tattoo guns doing their thing to transparent blocks of synthetic skin, filmed at 20,000 frames per second. It looks pretty much just how I expect it would, which is not really the image I want to visualize when I’m getting the giant treasure map tattoo on my back finished. “Does X mark the spot?” If the spot is my right kidney, then yes. “I’d dig there.” No you won’t either, I need that for peeing!