Hey you guuuuys, in their unending quest to snatch up all my Christmas money before my grandma even sends it, LEGO has announced an official The Goonies build set in the form of One-Eyed Willy’s pirate ship as seen at the end of the movie (plus some of the booby traps below for good measure). The set contains 2,912 pieces, costs $330 *spit-takes pieces of protein bar* and will release November 4th. It also contains 12 minifigs, including all the Goonies, Brand, the Fratellis, Andy and Stef, and two of the best minifigs of all time: Sloth and One-Eyed Willy. I’d almost buy the set for those two alone. Almost. Actually, can I just buy them? The pirate ship is cool and all, but grandma’s $20 only goes so far. Usually just to the nearest gas station for a lotto scratcher trying to double it.