Because there are shoes for even the most eccentric tastes, Rock Shoes are foam clogs that look like rocks, complete with mossy accents. They’re made by Bravest Studio, who you may recall from their previously posted bear foot shoes and giant toe slippers. That is some very niche footwear. Still, I’m kinda into these rock shoes. I mean, who hasn’t daydreamed about a little rock golem cosplay in the bedroom? If my girlfriend were to Plaster of Paris herself a boulder head I’d be the-floor-is-lava-ing my way to the bed faster than you can say igneous or metamorphic.