This is a video of a peach rumped monkey (not official name) attempting to use a smartphone that was dropped into the monkey pit at the San Diego Zoo. Hello, Rescue Rangers? Get me out of here! Just kidding, it was probably trying to order some hair-growth serum off Amazon
This is a video of truck lover ‘Miche Mike’ driving a truck that’s been jacked up so high he can’t see “any car smaller than a crossover” immediately in front of it, as evidenced by the Corvette visible through the truck’s front camera, but not windshield. For reference, I can
Because there’s a market for absolutely everything, this is the Kickstarter for ‘The Brow’, a pair of $45 sun-shaders that are worn like sunglasses but don’t have any lenses, instead shielding your eyes via little brow-level visors. Where was Oakley on this? These look right up their alley. Obviously, these
This is a video from adventure seeker Lauren Rowe, who recently went parasailing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and accidentally slipped out of her harness seat and is left dangling with a wedgie that puts the atomic variety to shame. Ouch. Nice view though. At least there’s that. I mean
If you thought you had a bad Valentine’s Day, this is some apartment lobby security cam footage of TikTok user chemaelgoofy trying to bring flowers, a balloon, and chocolate covered strawberries into the building, when his balloon gets stuck in the door, and things quickly unravel from there, leaving him
This is a 60-second (almost quadruple the average human’s attention span) sweded remake of Alien, as shot by the filmmakers at Canada’s Folks Films. They did a good job, and I would watch a full-length version if they made one. Granted I wouldn’t pay full ticket price to see it
Because some people still believe in a having a little dangerous fun (the best kind), this is a video of “Rocketman” Robert Maddox blasting around a dried lake bed in “The Beast”, a pulse-jet powered go-kart he built. In the clip he hits speeds up to 90MPH while the engine
This is some dashcam footage from a car that pulls over onto the curb at an intersection to make room for an ambulance approaching from behind, which proceeds to pass and drive through the intersection, neatly depositing a gurney in the middle on its way across. Thankfully, there was not
