Haha! Know what it is? I bet you do, you’re a smart cookie. Not the best tasting, but smart. You know, I actually bought two boxes of Girl Scout Cookies yesterday: one box of Somoas (aka Caramel deLites), and one box of the new Adventurfuls (delicious), and now I have
This is a video of a young runner demonstrating the worst way to start a race, first by falling on her face, then by falling on her hands, then by taking off like a duck while the woman filming asks if she’s okay. Was that her mom? I like how
Filed under oldies but goodies, this is a video from the funeral of Irishman Nicholas ‘Nicky’ Noonan (NNN), where Nicky had a recording played from the casket that makes it appear as if he’s not dead, but just trapped in the casket. Good times. It’s nice to know he left
This is a video of numerous bicyclists attempting to complete Rainbow Road on hard difficulty, which appears to include a heavy wind element. Damn, I thought Rainbow Road was already hard enough without constantly getting blown off the track. Full disclosure: I’ve always sucked at Mario Kart except for battle
The internet: that’s where we are in case you forgot. It’s like your and my secret little meeting place. See — I even carved our initials into this boner pill ad. I’ve tried them, they work. This is a punk cover of the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse theme song (originally performed by
Because it’s taco Tuesday, this is a video of woodworker Peter Brown constructing a margarita glass (looks more like a goblet of firewater to me) entirely out of Himalayan rock salt, using a lathe to turn and carve the three separate pieces of the glass, then gluing them all together.
Frozen penises and farts, clearly we’re covering all the hard-hitting posts today. This is a short video of a Chicago Bulls fan making a living statue break character by pulling up beside her and releasing a squeaker. As far as maturity level goes, this is clearly ground floor, maybe a
In news that just made my own penis want to pack up its balls and move south, Finnish skier Remi Lindholm suffered a frozen unit during the Beijing Winter Olympics men’s 50k cross-country event, which had already been reduced to 30k due to extreme temperatures and high winds. Apparently this
