This is a video from adventure seeker Lauren Rowe, who recently went parasailing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and accidentally slipped out of her harness seat and is left dangling with a wedgie that puts the atomic variety to shame. Ouch. Nice view though. At least there’s that. I mean I’m not sure if Lauren was able to enjoy it, but at least we were. I’m referring to the ocean, just so we’re clear — not her butt. My girlfriend sent me this tip, so I didn’t even notice if she had a butt. *shrug* Does she?

@lozzaa92__ Parasailing pro #CloseYourRings #fyp #mexico #cabo #parasailingfail #cabosanlucasmexico ♬ original sound – Lauren Rowe

Thanks again to JustA, who has the only butt in the world as far as I know.