This is a side-by-side comparison of the speed of Olympic 100-meter freestyle swimmers in 1932 and 2016. Unsurprisingly, the 2016 swimmers are faster. How much faster? Almost eleven seconds, with first place finishes of 47.58 seconds in 2016 and 58.2 seconds in 1932. Obviously, there are a number of factors

In close calls news, this is a short video of a jaywalking woman flipping off a car that honked at her, then proceeding to blindly walk right into the side of a U-Haul van traveling on the other side of the median. Always live your life like a free game

This is one of the $1,900 tiny 9.9-millimeter (I lied in the title like a no-good son of a gun) Rubik’s Cubes going on sale in Japan to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the toy being sold in the country. And, I think we can all agree, what a way

This is a video of a man who’s clearly brought his A-game in an attempt to impress skinny Mario and drops an absolutely stellar performance at a Dance Evolution arcade game. I like how the guys watching in the background half-ass some of the movements as well. Man, I remember

Because the internet knows what you need even better than you do, this is Blur’s 1997 banger ‘Song 2’, with all the woo-hoos performed by Mario. It was exactly what I needed on a Wednesday afternoon to lift my spirits and help– “It’s Friday.” What what what! *blasts off through

This is a porch security cam (read: Halloween decoration scare cam) video from a Glendale, Arizona home of an Amazon delivery man receiving a scare from a motion-activated Halloween decoration. I feel like he knows what’s about to happen, but he still gets scared anyways. Now I’m not saying if

This is a video of a professional arborist (read: with the appropriate safety equipment) in San Bernadino, California cutting the top off a 100-foot palm tree that was being removed to reduce its risk of falling on something in the area, and riding the makeshift catapult like a seasoned cowboy

This is a video of a chef proving he knows his way around a knife by quickly turning an English cucumber into a slinky by precisely dicing two sides of it. Granted that doesn’t look like a slinky I’d want to play with down the stairs, but impressive nonetheless. For