Because dreams really do come true occasionally, these are the Cute Poop Emoji Plush Slippers manufactured by YINGGG and available on Amazon for $20. Perhaps most shockingly, the US size 5 – 8 slippers have 4.5/5 stars with 272 reviews. Obviously, these are not the shitty slippers I was expecting.

This is a video tour of the functional M249 SAW blowback style machine gun built by Youtuber Patrick Grant Lego, inspired by an earlier model developed by LEGO gun maker Phant0m. It has a 25 rubber band ammo capacity, fires in both semi and full auto modes, and has an

This is a video of Youtuber Rachelf learning the play the electric guitar over the course of four years, as documented monthly with examples of her skill playing. I felt like she was a pretty quick learner and was already jamming by the end of her first year. By the

This is a short video from an amusement park ride in Nalchik, Russia that gets stuck upside-down with riders aboard. As far as fun times go, that does not look like one to me. It appears one maniac in the back appears to be loving it, while everybody else looks

These are a couple videos of The Witcher’s Geralt Of Rivia giving his ‘I can’t f***ing sleep’ speech to Jaskier in ten different languages (including English, Czech, Polish, Deutsch, French, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Russian, and Spanish), as translated for Netflix. There’s a short video of JUST that single line, as

This is a video of Edwin Sarkissian tossing a five-second delay M67 frag grenade in one of those ATMs they have by the door at my local beer store and blowing it to smithereens while he hits the deck just a short distance away. Are you even allowed to do

This is a video of TikTok user elijah.sky casually reading on the porch when SURPRISE, mama bear shows up with baby bear, presumably to rummage through some trash and/or demand Goldilocks’s current address. Elijah is surprisingly calm throughout the entire visit, which thankfully didn’t end with him getting his face

This is a very worthwhile video of the first ‘footage’ of Mars rendered in 4K resolution, using composite images captured by Mars rovers Spirit and Curiosity to create panoramas of the red planet. It is really something. SOMETHING FULL OF ALIENS. Quick, toss me my laser blaster! *fumbles with blaster,