EAT STALE
Awwww: NYC Subway Rat Shares Track Donut With Friend

This is a video from New Yorker Carly Hittner, who spotted a rat carrying an entire uneaten donut down the subway tracks to a waiting friend so they could share a meal. How sweet is that? Per Carly:

donut rat treats his woman better than half you other rats in this city

Damn, Carly does not have a very positive opinion of half of the men in the city. Can’t say I blame her. Of course there’s also the very real possibility that that other rat wasn’t really his girlfriend, but a mugger rat dressed as his girlfriend who just robbed him and stole his donut. Certainly something to think about if you have too much time on your hands, and something to write a short story about if you have way too much time on your hands. I’ll start sharpening my pencils!

@smallredcar donut rat treats his woman better than half you other rats in this city #donutrat #rat #nyc #chivalry #gifts #ratczar #subway ♬ Good Morning New York – Alex Cissé