This is a video of bird rehabilitator Gary Zammit of Cornwall, England’s Screech Owl Sanctuary and Parkk dressed as a lollipop ghost and feeding an abandoned baby stork with a puppet. That goodness that baby’s eyes are still developing, because that puppet is terrifying. The bird, which was abandoned by its mother for being the last of her three eggs to hatch (apparently third time’s not a charm in the stork world), is fed using the disguise so it doesn’t imprint on humans and forget that it’s a stork. Me? I wish I could forget what I was. “What are you?” I’m a monster!