This is a 365-word essay about the passing of time written and performed by artist Henry Brown, who recorded himself speaking a single word of the essay every day in 2025. An impressive feat. If I’d attempted the same thing there’s no way my essay would be longer than four,

Because taste is half presentation, this is a cheese board that was designed to look like a record turntable, complete with spinnable slate platter, cheese knife tone arm, and some moveable dials. That’s fun. Of course if I see this at a party I’ll have no choice but to spin

Because the 2026 internet is clearly off to a strong start, this is a video from There I Ruined It (previously) and Griefcat reimagining the Fleetwood Mac classic ‘Landslide’ about actual landslides and not Stevie Nicks contemplating her romantic life with or without bandmate Lindsey Buckingham. I’m not sure if

This is a video of circus performer Wesley Williams riding a unicycle that’s 25 wheels high (technically a quinviginticycle or pentaicosacycle that only balances on one wheel). That’s way up there! Some would argue TOO way up there. Get your head out of the clouds, Wesley! I was more than

This is a clip from the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular show at Disney World where the iconic boulder managed to free itself from its track (“I’m tired of this gig!”) and takes out an employee trying to stop it from bouncing into the crowd. The 400 pound ball launched him

This is a video from 4 Ever Green detailing some of the more exotic species of pigeons from around the world, birds that come in all sorts of wild color and pattern combinations. How about that! Personally, I think standard New York City pigeons are beautiful, but that’s just me

This is a short video of a robot operator taking a swift kick to the nuts by the Unitree G1 robot that’s copying his moves. In the operator’s own translated words while I pretend to tear my own head off just in case any robots are copying me: Before that

Because the things that happen behind closed doors are usually the steamiest things to happen (especially in this case), YouTuber GopherDope (easily some of my favorite dope, beaverdope too) went and constructed a clear dishwasher to see what happens in there during a wash cycle. SPOILER: lots of water blasting

This is a video of the destruction of the Death Star scene from the original Star Wars movie recreated by Industrial Light and Magic with everything made out of gingerbread. That’s cute. You know how much gingerbread I’ve eaten this holiday season? Waaaaay too much. I’ve eaten so many houses

This is a clip from racing game TrackMania² Canyon in which Youtubers DaniXks, L4Bomb4, RickardRick spent the last 9 years filling a track with 100,000 cars. The result? GLORIOUS. So many cars! And, I think I speak for everyone in the entire world plus aliens when I say that was