To celebrate Star Wars Day, here are several unearthed audio recording outtakes from Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and James Earl Jones recording lines for a 1-800 number that was set up way back in 1979 so fans could call and listen to pre-recorded messages about Star Wars. That’s fun, why

This is a reimagining of The Sopranos opener in the style of the one for Full House. I’d be lying if I said I liked it, there’s just something about anything Full House related that bums me out. And, just like any of the issues my therapist is always bringing

This is a video of rollerblader AIR DAMON performing a high speed basketball dunk off a ramp for some insanely high flying, ball slamming action. That was nuts. Also, they should totally start a rollerblading basketball league. Or maybe one already exists, I don’t know, I have bad ankles. I

I’m pretty sure I posted this on Geekologie many moons ago, but it’s resurfaced like a mermaid trying to lure me into the water and my death by its hungry shark friends, so I’m tempting fate and posting it again. It’s a video of a red octopus battling a swimmer

This is a video of Winston the mini-cow persistently trying to win over the affections of Trigger, a horse that lives with him at the Delmar Farm horse rescue in Florida, but appears to want no part of Winston’s love. Per caretaker Claudia on their relationship (or lack thereof): It

This is a clip of Italian beatboxing champion Azel demonstrating his skills with some otherworldly sounds coming out of his mouth. Wow, I can hear why he’s a champion. Still, not to toot my own horn in an article that’s supposed to be about someone else, but I’m just as

Our sun: in the grand scheme of stars in the universe, there’s really nothing that special about it. It’s only special to us and our life here on earth. It’s just an average yellow dwarf, the sort of sun that would float under everyone’s radar in high school. And this

This is The Galactic Menagerie, a fan-made trailer from Youtubers Curious Refugee of what a Wes Anderson directed Star Wars movie might look like. It…looks about right. Lots of symmetry, very dry. Also, just for the record, I would watch it. Probably a bootleg filmed in the theater with a

This is a clip from the Ocon Azerbaijan Grand Prix in which an F1 car almost hits a group of photographers who are standing in the pit lane, oblivious any cars are coming in for a pit stop. According to the announcers, “Oh, what is this about?!” “That’s a shambles!”

Because this is why the internet was invented (“It’s true.” — Al Gore), here’s a video of pet otters Kotaro and Hana (previously) reacting to a machine that makes water drops appear to drip backwards. I think it’s safe to say their little minds were blown. Honestly, my big mind