Because, sometimes (very rarely), dreams really do come true, Volley of Australia is releasing a limited edition of their sneakers that feature detachable Velcro mullets on the heels. Now I’m not sure which one of you weirdos dreamed of these, but you deserve a medal. Or a heavier sleep medication.

Because Mother Nature is even trippier than dropping acid at Cracker Barrel, this is a video detailing the process by which honeypot ants turn some females into repletes — living storage tanks full of nectar for when food is scarce. Nectar can both be added to and fed from the

I know, amazing sounds like an overstatement, but these domino (actually Kapla block) maze tricks really are impressive. I particularly liked the ones that that travel up and back down the stairs. And the ones that launch blocks. I only wish I was this creative when I was building domino

This is a VERY worthwhile edit by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time featuring Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’ cut down to only the isolated audio of the sounds he makes throughout the song. It’s a bangin’ 19-seconds, let me tell you. I think I just found my new

Because everybody thinks they can sing but this dog actually can, this is a video of TikTok user Cali Gorsuch preparing to sing some karaoke when her dog Leo steals the stage and belts out what can only be described as utterly sublime ear candy. If Leo’s singing were actual

Note: Some colorful language. In what quite possibly be the best video I’ve ever seen in my life news, this is a clip of TikTok user Luke O’Halloran trolling his brother Scott, telling him he’s trying to make the perfect Boomerang video of them cheersing when he’s really just recording

Because soon we’ll just be huffing Cool Ranch scented air bags, Frito-Lay has confirmed that due to inflation they’re decreasing the weight of their regular-sized bags of Doritos from 9.76 oz to 9.25 oz in order to still sell them at the same price. That’s about five less chips per

This is a short video of a contortionist performing a series of moves and poses that almost made me forget his upper body is connected to his lower body. Or is it?! Dum dum dum! He begins with some flips where his feet and hands touch the ground simultaneously, and

Because the future looks bleak, this is a video of a Xiaomi Cyberdog with a loudspeaker mounted on (read: taped to) its back patrolling the streets of Shanghai and broadcasting a COVID lockdown announcement. The Cyberdog, not to be confused with Boston Dynamics’ Spot, is able to navigate the city

This is a video of Svetlana and Benni of Youtube channel KamuiCosplay building a replica of Majora’s Mask, complete with light and sound effects. They do a remarkable job. Speaking of Majora’s Mask — it took me until college to wrap my mind around the gameplay and finally attack and