In what’s almost certainly a metaphor for life, this is a video of a woman who’s managed to climb to the very top of an inflatable water slide, only to slip and tumble all the way back down into the drink while the person filming laughs at her. But what

This is a video of Robert “Rocketman” Maddox (who you may recall from his 90MPH jet-powered go-kart or rocket-powered skateboard) taking his latest deathtrap out for a test spin. ‘The Dragon’ (which doesn’t have brakes or a seatbelt yet, but why would that stop a Rocketman?) is powered by a

To honor the passing of the comedian and actor, this is a clip from The Howard Stern Show in which Howard had Gottfriend on and played a voicemail message from him speaking in his real, creepily normal human voice. Honestly, I thought his acting voice was his real voice, and

Because some tow companies are better than others, this is a video of the New York Police Department dragging an SUV out of an intersection following an accident. I can only assume if the car wasn’t already totalled, it certainly is now. Honestly, I’m surprised they didn’t just blow it

This is a video of an unhandy man presumably trying to earn a year pass to an all-you-can-eat buffet by doing some very amateur electric work for them when God lets him know maybe he should consider eating smaller portions instead. Possibly through a straw. Thankfully, the man was okay,

Smol Bounce Houses are just that: small bounce houses designed for use INDOORS. No more getting blown away to Oz just because you really wanted to bounce during a tornado. *using yellow brick as paperweight* I know a thing or two, because I’ve seen a thing or two. Smol Bounce

This is a video of an equine trio playing a little improvisational jazz on an electronic keyboard. The one in front of the instrument really seems to enjoy playing, while the one behind the keyboard seems more determined to eat one of the black keys. Regardless, this is a concert

This is a short video of a tractor trailer on I-294 near Chicago dragging a Honda Accord along with it after the car’s driver attempted to change lanes Clark Griswold style. That’s nuts. Thankfully, the driver was okay, and will hopefully remember to use her turn signal and look before

This is a video of someone’s cat attempting to make it across increasingly difficult levels of cup and hole obstacles. That cat — it’s nimble. Also, I have to admire how it only exerts enough energy to just barely clear a cup obstacle. Don’t jump any higher than you have

This is a video of two dogs going after the same large stick thrown in a lake and performing an impromptu water ballet as they swim around in circles, each trying to carry it. Dogs, am I right? One of mine peed in my bed two nights ago so I