TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Cat Walking Backwards On Treadmill
Because, according to my doctor, the benefits of a little exercise far outweigh my concern of my heart exploding mid-jog, this is a video of a hefty cat on a treadmill trying to stay on the machine after its owner turns it on. Does this also count for my workout
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Man Juggles Balls Behind Back
Demonstrating a new take on an old classic, this is a short video of my latest circus hire juggling three balls behind his back. Impressive. I particularly liked how he also incorporated his feet into the routine, making it a FULL BODY WORKOUT. Me? I tried learning how to juggle
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Husky Screams When Being Removed From Bath
This is a video of TikTok user sabrenahnetterville trying to remove a husky from the bath and the husky screaming bloody murder because apparently she likes it in there. I like how she can scream while it looks like she’s just panting — that’s a solid ventriloquist act and if
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Hoverbike Tested In Front Of Thousands At Tokyo Stadium
This is a video of former Japanese professional baseball outfielder Tsuyoshi Shinjo demonstrating the XTurismo hovercraft prototype built by A.L.I. Technologies in front of thousands of people at the Sapporo Dome in Japan. A.L.I. Technologies hopes to launch the Xturismo commercially in 2025, with the hovercraft reaching speeds up to
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Boat With Robotic Feet That Can Pull Itself Ashore
This is a video of a boat built by Hard Drive Marine with its custom MaxGate that uses two robotic feet to pull itself ashore. It can also be used in reverse to return the boat to the water. Pretty cool. Probably also pretty expensive. Still, now you won’t have
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Emu Performs Wild Interpretive Dance
This is a video of Stanley the emu of Useless Farm performing a high energy interpretive dance like he’s on fire, with Jamiroquai’s ‘Canned Heat’ added afterwards. It’s crazy to think Stanley came up with that dance without any actual music playing. That’s the sign of a true master of
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Dog Energetically Digs Trench To Keep Water Flowing
This is a video of very spirited Australian cattle dog Sissysticks animatedly digging a trench in the soft dirt in order to keep a little river of water flowing. That is impressive work. I like how she pounces up and down so excitedly like a fox. That’s cute. But not
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Just-Born Baby Lamb Has A Lot To Say
This is a video of an only hours-old baby lamb chatting it up with TikTok user Brittney Schroder. Wait — what happened to Mary? Is she okay? Did she….pass? I guess she must have been pretty old if my mom was singing to me about her when I was a
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Blur’s ‘Song 2’ But Played In 3/4 Time
This is a video of the Melodicka Bros. covering Blur’s ‘Song 2’ (aka Woo-hoo!), but in 3/4 time. I’ll be honest, I feel like the woo-hoos really didn’t get the woo-hooing they deserve — like they were cut short. And you should never cut a woo-hoo short, you have to
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Robot Tenderly Peels a Banana
Using AI learning, scientists at the University of Tokyo’s ISI Laboratory have successfully taught a pair of robotic arms to peel a banana without tearing your penis off with one hand and vaporizing it with the laser blaster in its other. Congratulations? Handling soft fruit is tricky for robots, but
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