This is a video of Stanley the emu of Useless Farm performing a high energy interpretive dance like he’s on fire, with Jamiroquai’s ‘Canned Heat’ added afterwards. It’s crazy to think Stanley came up with that dance without any actual music playing. That’s the sign of a true master of

This is a video of very spirited Australian cattle dog Sissysticks animatedly digging a trench in the soft dirt in order to keep a little river of water flowing. That is impressive work. I like how she pounces up and down so excitedly like a fox. That’s cute. But not

This is a video of an only hours-old baby lamb chatting it up with TikTok user Brittney Schroder. Wait — what happened to Mary? Is she okay? Did she….pass? I guess she must have been pretty old if my mom was singing to me about her when I was a

This is a video of the Melodicka Bros. covering Blur’s ‘Song 2’ (aka Woo-hoo!), but in 3/4 time. I’ll be honest, I feel like the woo-hoos really didn’t get the woo-hooing they deserve — like they were cut short. And you should never cut a woo-hoo short, you have to

Using AI learning, scientists at the University of Tokyo’s ISI Laboratory have successfully taught a pair of robotic arms to peel a banana without tearing your penis off with one hand and vaporizing it with the laser blaster in its other. Congratulations? Handling soft fruit is tricky for robots, but

Because children (and most adults, honestly) are often ignorant to the ways of the world, this is a video of a dog showing a puppy where the doggy door is so it stops scratching at the sliding glass human door and can let itself inside and outside whenever it needs

This is a video of iron-fisted Abheesh P. Dominic setting the world record for most coconuts smashed by hand in one minute with a very respectable 122. That’s just more than two a second! Wow wow wow. Obviously, if you open a beachfront pina colada bar, you definitely want Abheesh

This is a video from TikTok user curlykaylaa’s home security cam of an electricity pole outside her house having a meltdown. It starts its tantrum in the sky, but eventually takes the fight to the street right behind Kaylaa’s car. Don’t worry though, Kaylaa, Farmers has seen a thing or

This is another compilation video created by Trekkie John DiMarco (previously), this time assembling all the live long and prospers and Vulcan salutes seen in the franchise, from The Original Series to Prodigy. Interesting, apparently there was no living long or prospering in Deep Space 9. Or for any red

This is a video of a Gilbert, Arizona poodle out for a Sunday drive and living its best life riding shotgun in an old Lexus SC 430, letting the wind shape its mane like a rocket in a wind tunnel. Live your best life — that’s the message here. We