This is a video of Coconut the cat’s owner rating the random objects Coconut brings her on the sofa. You know, things like a green bean, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a plastic knife, a hair tie, her favorite dinosaur toy, and legitimate garbage. That is precious. For reference,

Because I demand my curly fries be at least six feet long, this is a video highlighting ‘Doug’, a record-breaking 7.9kg (17.4-pound) potato discovered by Colin and Donna Craig-Brown of Wellington, New Zealand, while weeding their garden. Some more info about the accidental discovery of their record-breaking tuber while I

Note: Video contains an entirely appropriate f-bomb. Because turkeys aren’t chicken, this is a video of brave turkey Stevie J pecking his owner in the rump. In her own words: “I was trying to feed the animals and the only thing Stevie J the turkey wanted was a bite of

In death by chocolate news, this is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a very impressive futuristic gun entirely out of solid chocolate. And edible paint. Um, but isn’t all paint edible? Food for thought. “Your mouth is blue.” Oh God it isn’t coming off! 

In ‘Hey, I was going to eat that!’ news, this is a video of Youtuber NileRed completely annihilating a hotdog in ‘piranha solution’, an incredibly volatile mixture of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide. The hotdog is quite literally vaporized, first reacting and turning to carbon, then that carbon turning to

This is a video of whip cracking Guinness World Record Holder April Jennifer Choi demonstrating her unorthodox skills by bullwhipping a bow to fire an arrow at her, then catching that arrow. Granted the arrow is more lobbed than fired directly at her heart, but still, a useful skill to

Because this is the internet and the internet is hellbent on destroying our brains, this is another video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time reimagining John Denver’s iconic ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’ in the grunge style of Nirvana’s ‘Heart-Shaped Box.‘ I’m calling it ‘Leaving On A

Presumably following a failed attempt to spice up their love life and do it somewhere dangerous, this is a video of a squirrel dangling from another squirrel hanging on for dear life to a home’s rain gutter. Dammit, you’re squirrels, just let it go. “Amen.” Thanks, Elsa! So yeah, when

This is a short video of TikTok user Shar Aguilar’s father sitting on the floor in her laundry room scratching his leg and watching how the washing machine works because they never had one growing up in the Philippines. Really makes you reconsider all the things you take for granted,

This is a video of violinist Ray Chen snapping the E-string on his instrument during a Tchaikovsky solo and smoothly trading his violin for another musician’s, who in turn trades his instrument with another, until I assume the lowly sixth chair violinist is left with no violin at all and