This is a video of TikTok user elijah.sky casually reading on the porch when SURPRISE, mama bear shows up with baby bear, presumably to rummage through some trash and/or demand Goldilocks’s current address. Elijah is surprisingly calm throughout the entire visit, which thankfully didn’t end with him getting his face

This is a very worthwhile video of the first ‘footage’ of Mars rendered in 4K resolution, using composite images captured by Mars rovers Spirit and Curiosity to create panoramas of the red planet. It is really something. SOMETHING FULL OF ALIENS. Quick, toss me my laser blaster! *fumbles with blaster,

This is a video from a canal in Canada of two large ships ramming each other in what has got to be the most exciting game of chicken I’ve seen all morning. Honestly, I expected to hear way more screaming from aboard the ships. Of course I also expected two

This is ‘Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas,’ a piece of performance art starring two ducks ravaging a bowl of watery peas with the same ferocity as I used to attack all-you-can-eat buffets before they were all shut down due to the coronavirus. When managers saw me coming you could

This is a video of very talented cellist Samara Ginsberg performing the He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe theme as arranged for eight cellos by herself. Now, as a boy who’s been mastering the universe since a very young age (Instagram proof here), I’m into it. Sadly, I remember

This is a video compilation assembled by Youtuber Zane Golia starring actor Jonathan Frakes (best known as Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Commander William T. Riker) interrogating you using questions he asked while hosting Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. I’m not gonna lie, he had me sweating, and I probably

This is a video created by Dr James O’Donoghue of the relative sidereal rotation periods of planets in 2-D. Sidereal meaning relative to background stars, of course. “Of course.” As you can see– “Uranus is backwards.” Like a front-butt? I don’t think so. No, what I was going to say

This is a video of Emil of Squidmar Miniatures painting a knight figurine while dressed as a knight himself, slowly removing the pieces of armor as they hinder his painting like a medieval striptease. He’s a very talented miniature painter for sure, but I question his merits as a knight.

this is the Toilet Timer ($15 on Amazon), a five-minute sand hourglass style timer to remind you that you’ve already done enough scrolling on Instagram, it’s time to wipe and get off the pot. Me? I don’t get up until both my legs are painfully numb and I have to

This is a video of a guy pranking his girlfriend by cutting the wires from a pair of regular Apple earphones, then pretending they’re her AirPods and tossing the out the window to see if they can fly. As far as pranks go, it isn’t a very good one. Not