Presumably manufactured entirely from artificial ingredients and sold by MSCHF, this box of cereal contains a single, half pound, 930-calorie Fruit Loop . You can tell it’s not an actual Kellogg’s product because Kellogg’s sells Froot Loops, and this is a Fruit Loop. And the last thing you want to do is get sued by a giant corporation for copyright infringement. I learned that the hard way. Still, looking back, growing a mustache and changing my name and moving to Mexico has turned out to be the best thing that’s ever happened to me.