This is a video of a man who lives somewhere cold in the winter (I’m a master detective) trying to open the frozen door handle of his truck. Things do not go according to plan, that plan being opening the door without event. Now I’m all for giving people a

This is a video from a Casper, Wyoming mechanic who had a hoarder bring her Scion xB in to have a nonfunctioning window repaired. If only she’d been hoarding working windows instead of trash. Seriously though, hoarding disorder is a real thing, and it makes me sad. And, at least

Because it’s way cooler to come in hot than come in cold with a runny nose and freezing hands that your girlfriend won’t let you touch her with, this is a TikTok video of some dude taking a new Toyota truck for a little simulated offroad test by blasting up

This is a video of some guy asleep behind the wheel of a parked car who’s woken up by his friends shaking the vehicle, and immediately grabs the wheel to avoid an unseen accident. Admittedly, a much better reaction than just closing your eyes and jerking the wheel in one

This is some dashcam footage from China of a Tesla Model Y about to get t-boned by some oblivious porterhouse making a u-turn, which they narrowly avoid with a quick swerve and stomping on the gas electric. Now that was some quality defensive driving right there. For reference, I would

This is some dashcam footage of a small white sedan that appears to get rear-ended by a tractor trailer, sending it swerving into another lane backwards with another oncoming truck, but the driver manages to reverse out of its way just in time to not die. Most impressive. Would I

This is some dashcam footage from a semi traveling on Interstate 80 near Norwalk, Ohio of a speeding snowplow absolutely hurling snow and ice into oncoming traffic, damaging cars and causing an accident in the process. Per the trucker filming while I order some sexy lady mudflaps for my Explorer:

Because very occasionally wishes really do come true, the WiperTags store on Amazon is selling this Forrest Gump waving decal for rear wipers (affiliate link). It looks like Forrest waving to Lieutenant Dan from his boat, right before jumping overboard out of excitement. Classic Gump! I included the gif from