Note: Video will autoplay with loud crash at the beginning, check your volume. This is some footage from a family’s backyard security camera of a distracted driver plowing through their fence and completely obliterating their above-ground pool, which actually helped stop the car from entering the house. That…is terrifying. Thankfully

This is a video from US 101-North in California near King City where a bunch of jerks decided they’re way too important to wait in traffic with the likes of peasants and decided to pass everybody on the shoulder. Unfortunately for them (but very fortunately for us!), there were cops

SPOILER: Like you’re standing still. This is a video from a Mercedes C-class cabriolet going between 70km/h – 80/km/h (~44MPH – 50MPH) on Germany’s Autobahn repeatedly getting passed by a Mercedes AMG E63 S Wagon gunning it up to 332km/h (~206MPH). There’s also footage from the Wagon’s point of view.

This is a video from China of some rich guys attempting to cook a small piece of meat using the fiery exhaust from a revving Lamborghini Aventador when the engine begins smoking and car starts gushing coolant. Some more details about what likely happened while I cook a few wieners

Because the need for speed is real, this is a video of a camper truck in Edmond, Oklahoma avoiding floodwaters by bucking a relatively high-speed U-turn at an intersection and almost rolling the car into the drink. “Shitter was full!” I imagine the driver quoting from Christmas Vacation while speeding

Because poor decision making takes many forms, this is a short video of a man who got his BMW stuck on a sand dune, tried to free it by putting the car in reverse, then at some point exited the vehicle and locked himself out of it with the car

Because physics are totally nuts, this is a video of a car appearing to casually sideswipe a (potentially illegally) parked SUV and immediately attempt a barrel roll right there in the middle of the street. When reached for comment about the incident, Starfox’s Peppy Hare said this is not what

Because what good is a vehicle if you can’t make it explode for a crowd, this is a video of some guy in a souped-up diesel truck going pedal to the metal on a dyno (dynamometer, used for measuring the torque and RPM of a vehicle) and blowing his engine,