This is a video from experimental electronic music band Electronicos Fantasticos of a member using barcodes to scratch like vinyl records. It’s surprisingly decent. It is also the sound I imagine two robots make when they’re having sex. “What about three robots?” Robots don’t have orgies. “How do you know?”

This is another video (previously) from Youtuber There I Ruined It (you sure did buddy, thanks for nothing!) of Johnny Cash’s iconic ‘Folsom Prison Blues’ reimagined as a disco song. Just like one of my cats, it’s pretty horrible. He pooped on the bathroom floor this morning and I stepped

This is a video of semi-professional Guinness World Record breaker (everybody needs a hobby) David Rush setting yet another record, this time slicing 40 apples in one minute while juggling knives. For reference, the previous record was 36, and my record will remain zero. 

Because dream it and you can achieve it (no matter how asinine), this is a video of a man balancing on a balance board while simultaneously punch-ballooning with his mouth. Not bad, but until he can also master a paddle-ball in each hand while balancing above a kiddie pool filled

This is a video clip from Italian show ‘Lo Show dei Record’ of Dmitri Panciera setting the new Guinness World Record for most ice cream scoops balanced on a single cone with a diameter no greater than 9.5cm (3.74-inches) for ten seconds, with a very respectable 125 small scoops. For

This is a video of German world champion artistic cyclist Viola Brand performing a beautiful bicycle ballet routine inside the room of a castle. *looking around* You know, it kinda reminds me of my own bedroom. I mean, besides– “There’s a girl in it.” Hoho, nice one! I was actually

Note: Volume on. Because the internet will never stop kitten around, this is a video of longhair and shorthair tabby cats licking their way to a heart shape made out of some sort of delicious looking food paste, as viewed from underneath a glass table. Unsurprisingly, the shorthair gets there

This is a video of skinny Batman covering Han’s Zimmer’s ‘No Time For Caution’ from Interstellar on the accordion. You might not think an accordion cover isn’t going to work, but it works. Me? I am not going to work, I’m just going to pound on my keyboard and pretend