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Dare To Dream: Man On Balance Board Punch-Ballooning With His Mouth

Because dream it and you can achieve it (no matter how asinine), this is a video of a man balancing on a balance board while simultaneously punch-ballooning with his mouth. Not bad, but until he can also master a paddle-ball in each hand while balancing above a kiddie pool filled with an alligator, I’m afraid there’s just no room in my traveling side show for his act.