Note: Volume on. Because the internet will never stop kitten around, this is a video of longhair and shorthair tabby cats licking their way to a heart shape made out of some sort of delicious looking food paste, as viewed from underneath a glass table. Unsurprisingly, the shorthair gets there

This is a timelapse video of a tarantula molting that’s at just the right speed for the spider to have that sort of terrifying jerky movement that gives you the heebie-jeebies and wait — is that an erection?! “It’s from earlier!” How much earlier? “When you blew in my ear.”

This is a video from The Action Lab experimenting to determine whether a venus fly trap can eat a jelly bean. SPOILER: Yes, and attract a bunch of ants in the days-long process. Jelly beans, huh? I suppose that’s cool if you’re the sort of lowly peasant that hands out

This is a short video of a beautiful African grey parrot named Kanji doing his best squeaky toy impression whenever his caretaker gives him a gently squeeze. Now that — that is a spot-on impression. Maybe not as good as the impression I do of a man who just accidentally

This is a video demonstration of DeepFaceDrawing, an artificial intelligence system that creates photorealistic portraits from really crappy drawings, and *eyeing example photo* I mean REALLY crappy. So, the next time you need to generate yourself a fake online boyfriend or girlfriend (without risking stealing someone’s Instagram photos) so your

Because the end can’t come soon enough, this is a video of Gollum deepfaked to perform Scatman John’s ‘The Scatman’. It’s pretty terrifying just how good it is. Thankfully *mixing Kool-Aid, tastes with pinky it will all be over soon. “Add more of the skull and crossbones powder.” More pirate

This is a short video of a contortionist riding a scooter with his feet somehow behind his back. That does not look comfortable. Or safe. If you crash, both those legs are broken AND you’re gonna need all new teeth. Me? I like my teeth the same way they were

This is a drone video captured by Youtuber DoctorSbaitso around San Francisco yesterday, September 9th at 11AM, with the entire sky looking red and orange as a result of the nearby wildfires. Youtuber Zach Fett then added ‘2049’, the score from Blade Runner 2049 to the video since it looks