Available for pre-order from McFarlane Toys (shipping in November), this is the line of The Princess Bride action figures featuring the likenesses of Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. All the figures feature 22 moving parts for maximum articulation and Westley, Princess Buttercup and

Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

In real mature news, this is the already-funded Kickstarter campaign for the Fart Pedal, a guitar effects pedal that turns guitar input into farts. It includes a switch for selecting either juicy or dry farts, and a knob for just how much gas the pedal produces. It also comes with

LEGO has announced the release of it’s largest traditional building set to date — the 9,090 piece Titanic (previously: its 9,036-piece Roman Colosseum). The 1:200 scale ship measures a respectable 54″ long, 7″ wide, 18″ tall and breaks into three cross sections so you can see the various and inner

Presumably because last year’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn surprisingly sold like hotcakes instead of turkey dinner flavored candy corn, Brach’s is introducing Turkey Dinner + Apple Pie and Coffee Candy Corn this year. So in addition to the existing green bean, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce and stuffing flavored corns, they’ve

In riding extremely dirty news, this is the inflatable Beetlejuice Car Buddy from Gemmy (previously: a Grinch version). The three-foot tall inflatable poltergeist (available on Amazon) is powered via a car adapter for convenience and includes LEDs inside so he’s illuminated at night. Obviously, I think it goes without saying

The Kool-Aid Man: he knows how to make an entrance. Me? I prefer to sneak in and out of social engagements so stealthily it’s like I wasn’t there at all. Probably because I really wasn’t and stayed at home on the sofa ignoring text messages. Enter this Kool-Aid Man inflatable

Presumably to keep that hot sauce-on-pepper eating maniac entertained while he’s moaning and groaning away on the toilet, this is the Potty Piano from JZENZERO and available on Amazon for around $16. It’s a foot-operated digital keyboard like the one Tom Hanks plays in Big, but small and made to