Note: Second video contains colorful language, like a rainbow.
Because Florida will never not stop being America’s crazy little penis, these are a couple videos of a semi cruising down the Florida Turnpike with a man hanging on the hood and beating the windshield with a metal bar while the driver tries to shake him off. Some more info while I use the Freedom Of Information Act to find out just what the hell Florida puts in its water supply:
He then climbed over the median wall from the southbound to the northbound side, slowing traffic. He then jumped on top of a moving semi tractor-trailer and began beating on the windshield with his hands.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “Meth.” Yep, or what else? “Meth.” Exactly, or possibly a combination of the two.