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Guitar Effects Pedal Turns Notes Into Farts

In real mature news, this is the already-funded Kickstarter campaign for the Fart Pedal, a guitar effects pedal that turns guitar input into farts. It includes a switch for selecting either juicy or dry farts, and a knob for just how much gas the pedal produces. It also comes with several ‘fake out’ decals that hide the pedal’s true nature to prank your bandmates. What a time to be alive and in a band! That said, if anybody in my band tries to prank me with a fart pedal during a performance I’m pushing them off stage into the mosh pit then kicking a few amps in to be used as weapons.

Keep going for a video demo of all the ass-shreddin’ to be done.