Because things stopped making sense a long time ago, Atari and UK-based Shed Sauce teamed up to produce Atari Sauces, a line of “hot and BBQ sauces inspired by Atari classics.” Come on now, were the sauces actually inspired by classic games, or did you just loosely match existing sauce

The brainchild of Matty from Unnecessary Inventions, the Snackuum is anything but. Consisting of a small wrist-mounted vacuum and a suck-tube extending to the tip of your index finger, you can use it to pick up and eat cheese puffs and other dusty snacks without turning your fingers orange. Me?

Because hard liquor and video games go together like my PS5 controller and future holes in the wall, this is an Atari controller decanter. The glassware is sold directly from Atari for $125 and is modeled after a classic CX-10 controller. It also includes two whiskey glasses and the display

Special 8-packs of Nissin Cup Noodles sold in Japan will come with a limited edition squid spoon. Who doesn’t want a squid spoon? The variety pack includes 2 cups each of traditional Cup Noodles and Cup Noodles Seafood, as well as single servings of Cup Noodle Curry, Cup Noodle Chili

This is a compilation of 20 slogans from TV commercials that aired in the early 2000’s. How many do you remember? Only a few stuck out to me (mostly they ones that still exist), but I was in college in the early 2000’s and wasn’t watching a lot of television

Sold by the Anvy Luna Store on Amazon (affiliate link), this wine bottle aerator looks like a skull puking blood as you pour. Available in silver and gold finishes, if skulls aren’t your thing (they should be everybody’s thing is the thing), they also have deer and lion head models

Manufactured by novelty product company Fred, Chomp is a pair of silicone pot holders that look like classic wind-up chattering teeth. Or my grandma’s dentures. Admittedly, I could use some pot holders, because I’ve just been wetting my hands with cold water and picking up and putting down scalding pots

Because there’s nothing quite like waking up next to a frog in your bed, Shinywear is selling this frog sleep mask with adjustable eyes. Available on Amazon, the mask features a one-size-fits-most elastic band and eyelids that can be adjusted to your current mood (not feeling like wearing a frog