In fake, the shadows are all wrong news, this is a video of a modern assassin from Assassin’s Creed effortlessly jumping across a bunch of tall, narrow stone pillars in a park. For reference, I wouldn’t have even been able to climb the first one to get started. And, if

After 20-months of preparation and practice and consistently not dying, this is a video of BMX rider Ryan Williams successfully landing the world’s first 360 double backflip tailwhip, which I have no clue what is, but looks impressive. It’s like he gets in the air and panics and figures the

This is a video of very talented Japanese freestyle skateboarder Isamu Yamamoto performing a nonstop two-minute routine, the first minute with a single board, the second with two, riding them like roller skates. I don’t know about you, but I feel like I performed a double ankle roll just watching

This is a video of a very good dog repeatedly rebounding the basketball after its owner takes a shot. For reference, my dog Ellie won’t poop on a 30 minute walk because she’s too busy being distracted and trying to eat everything she comes across, then goes almost immediately once

This is a video showcasing the mad ups of Riley Smith, a guy who’s 5’9″ with an astounding 50″ vertical leap, allowing him to easily dunk, and jump so high he can hit his head on the basketball hoop. That is impressive. For reference, I’m 6’1″ and just tried to

This is a short video of a skateboarder testing the structural integrity of a fancy glass coffee table with a couple quick flip tricks. Amazingly, it passes the test. My coffee table? It would have failed harder than I did algebra class in high school. Numbers were already hard enough,

This is a video from the Freedom Factory’s ‘Burnout Rivals’ drifting and burnout event of pro driver Vaughn Gittin Jr performing a freestyle drift run while a drone operated by Mr Steele follows him, completely unaware of what he’s going to do next. Well, I mean not completely unaware, like

This is a short video of some Canadian fisherboys catching a pike and a steelhead trout simultaneously, due to the pike trying to eat the trout. Ha, the old 2-for-1 special, I live for those deals at fast food restaurants. Or — OR — am I dying for them? Get