This is a video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines (previously) demonstrating the elaborate alarm clock and human car wash was he constructed to get him out of bed, washed, dressed, and out the door in just under two minutes. That’s impressive. For reference, it generally takes me about six hours

This is a video of chocolatier Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing an entire bar out of edible chocolate, complete with stools, faux wood paneling, marble countertop, and bar accessories. The bar was made as a promotion for Bailey’s Irish Cream. And you know how I feel about Bailey’s! “Actually, I don’t.”

Back before Bryan Cranston was a New Mexico drug manufacturer, he was the father of a dysfunctional California family in Malcolm In The Middle. And this is a compilation of 47 movie references featured in the show, played side-by-side with the movie they reference, as compiled by filmmaker Zamir A.

Because what could possibly go wrong (or right) with reconnecting with an old flame over a bunch of shots, this is a video of three couples of former high school sweethearts playing truth or drink. It has it all: love, betrayal, disgusting spit cups. The entire thing was very awkward

Created by the zombie apocalypse survival experts at lawncare service provider LawnLove (wait, what?), this is a US map detailing what they believe to be the best and worst cities in the US for surviving a zombie apocalypse. Zombies: they don’t mess with Texas. Also, a lot of the best

This is a video captured by 13-year old Joseph Faneite-Diglio after a 3-legged bear (affectionately known in the Orlando suburb of Lake Mary as Tripod) broke into his family’s home to raid the mini-fridge on the patio. Man, I wish I had neighbors who left free beer in their patio

Because who doesn’t love an old fashioned recipe, this is a video of Max Miller of Tasting History brewing and trying switchel, a 19th century (that’s the 1800’s for everyone who failed history class as hard as I did) beverage made with water, apple cider vinegar, molasses and powdered ginger

Because who doesn’t like to close their eyes and imagine they live in an alternate reality where 80’s music was popular in the middle ages, this is a medley of 22 different 1980’s jams performed in a 1380’s bardcore style by a computer. Time stamps in case you’re looking for