Created by the zombie apocalypse survival experts at lawncare service provider LawnLove (wait, what?), this is a US map detailing what they believe to be the best and worst cities in the US for surviving a zombie apocalypse. Zombies: they don’t f*** with Texas. Also a lot of the best and worst cities look alarmingly close to each other. Questionable metrics aside, the bigger question is whether you’d even want to survive a zombie apocalypse in the first place. Because based on all the shows and movies I’ve seen it does not look like a good time. Way too much time and energy spent not dying just to eat rats and squirrels.