There has to be an easier way.
Human Car Wash Rube Goldberg Machine

This is a video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines (previously) demonstrating the elaborate alarm clock and human car wash was he constructed to get him out of bed, washed, dressed, and out the door in just under two minutes. That’s impressive. For reference, it generally takes me about six hours to leave the house after waking up, and that’s assuming I don’t swing by the sofa for a lil’ napper on the way out the door.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees that a dog that’s about to poop on the floor — now that’s how you get up and out the door in a hurry.