Because even cowboys love disco, this is the disco ball inspired cowboy hat handmade and sold by Etsy shop MysticalMosaicsGifts. It’s a cowboy hat covered with a mosaic of small mirrored tiles just like a disco ball, available with or without dangly tassels. Will it blind your dueling opponent at high noon? Without a question. It’s funny, as ridiculous as this thing is, I actually know people who will have to have it and wear it all the time. And those people are me.