Note: Volume on. Because the internet will never stop kitten around, this is a video of longhair and shorthair tabby cats licking their way to a heart shape made out of some sort of delicious looking food paste, as viewed from underneath a glass table. Unsurprisingly, the shorthair gets there

Because the internet knows what you need even better than you do, this is Blur’s 1997 banger ‘Song 2’, with all the woo-hoos performed by Mario. It was exactly what I needed on a Wednesday afternoon to lift my spirits and help– “It’s Friday.” What what what! *blasts off through

This is a short video of some hunk exiting the sea in slow-motion Daniel Craig as James Bond style after a cliff dive and having his moment completely upstaged by the lady diving after him. *lifts perfect 10 scorecard over head, uses shoulder to wipe away tears of joy* Just

This is ‘Best Tricks’, a video edited by Fernando Livschitz featuring some Nitro World Games and Nitro Circus big ramp BMX tricks with the bikes completely removed from the video. It was pretty funny to watch. Of course there’s also the very real possibility that there were never any bikes

This is some worthwhile vintage video presumably uncovered from the ashes of a bygone civilization of people shopping for computers at an electronics store in 1994. My my, a 160 megabyte hard drive and 4 megabytes of RAM?! Say no more, sir, I am SOLD. By the way, what do

Because the end can’t come soon enough, this is a video of Gollum deepfaked to perform Scatman John’s ‘The Scatman’. It’s pretty terrifying just how good it is. Thankfully *mixing Kool-Aid, tastes with pinky it will all be over soon. “Add more of the skull and crossbones powder.” More pirate

Because this is the internet, here’s a video of a bunch of different movie characters deepfaked to perform Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’. The video was created by Youtuber ontyj utilizing Wav2Lip, a neural network that uses existing video of human faces speaking to match a different audio source. The result

This is a video of a student who printed out a life-size 2-D version of himself and decorated it with a t-shirt, hat, and headphones in an attempt to skip video conference classes unnoticed. Cool, but uh, you have a giant shiny crease across your chin. Also you literally never