Note: Not the whole chart, keep going to see the whole thing down to 18 characters. This is a chart detailing how long it would take a brute force password program (a program that “systematically attempts every possible permutation of the letters, numbers and symbols involved in the password”) to

This is a commercial from New Zealand fiber broadband provider Chorus, imagining internet glitches and buffering affecting a man named Carl in the real world. Some of those Matrix glitches — I think I’ve seen them in real life before too. Of course if this were a really accurate commercial

This is a video of mammalogist Erin at the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach, California challenging three of the aquarium’s resident sea lions to see which can bark the loudest out of Cain, Parker, and Harpo. And while Parker may have only scored a 7/10, he definitely wins

This is a comparison of the original DuckTales intro and a remake created entirely from stock footage by Youtuber Matthew Highton, who we previously saw give Friends and Buffy The Vampire Slayer the same treatment. I’m not gonna lie, young me probably wouldn’t have been too impressed with the stock

This is familee_furrr, a freaky deaky video (and music) from Ghost Skool that starts with a little Furbee concert and ends with a family pretending they’re a really shitty Voltron worm and crawling under their living room coffee table. Honestly, the only part of it I actually liked was when

This is ‘Vampire Disco’, some inverted video footage of flying foxes hanging out, which makes them appear as if they’re vampires dancing to Судно (Sudno) by Belarusian band Молчат Дома (Molchat Doma). *shrug* Hey, I didn’t make the internet, I’m just– “Always bitching about it.” Who said that?! *Al Gore

This is a long form (20-minute) video of internet scam expert/real life Liam Neeson from Taken Jim Browning doing his research and calmly calling out some tech support internet scammers by using their real names to let them know just how hard the’ve been busted. This guy, man — cool

This is a video of a kid crashing his bike into some recycling bins synced to the iconic drum break in Phil Collins’ 1981 banger ‘In The Air Tonight’. Obviously, he probably didn’t comprehend it at the time, but looking back I guarantee Al Gore realizes this is the exact