This is a video from Austria of someone filming their Christmas tree dangling from the ceiling “so the cats couldn’t destroy it. It didn’t work.” Well of course it didn’t work. Cats, like John Wick, are animals of focus, commitment, and sheer will. If they want to do something, they’re

What better way to celebrate the end of 2020 than with the 200 fastest cup stacking stacks of the year? I can’t think of anything. I mean this is like, 28 minutes of pure, blood-pumping adrenaline. I watched it first thing when I woke up this morning and I didn’t

Bats: they’re humanity’s closest flying relatives. Is that true? I have no clue, I just run my mouth trying to sound convincing until somebody tells me to shut it, threatens to punch me, or punches me. This is a video from BBC Two of bats flying in both slow motion

Because the internet is a tilt-a-whirl that never stops spinning no matter how much people puke, this is a surprisingly well made video of Gollum deepfaked to perform Prince’s ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’, as made famous by Sinéad O’Connor’s 1990 cover. The music video even follows O’Connor’s. Gollum’s new lyrics,

In a case of life purposefully imitating art, this is a video of Kentucky man Timothy Browning dressed as National Lampoon’s cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation and clearing his driveway with a flamethrower like he’s emptying his RV’s chemical toilet into a storm sewer. The flamethrower actually works better than

In news that shouldn’t surprise anybody who values their crotch, the ancient art of ‘iron crotch’ kung fu is dying as more and more kung fu practitioners decide they don’t want to repeatedly get battering-rammed in the junk. Pfft, some warriors they are! Some more info while I punch myself

This is an incredibly sweet video from the Dogs Trust Ireland Rehoming Centre in Dublin of a group of adoptable dogs picking out their own gifts from a lineup of new toys donated by staff and supporters. I think it was just the thing I needed to see to remind

Happy holidays! I hope you all got the lotto scratch-offs I sent. Just kidding, I scratched them all and we lost hard. I’ll be around this holiday weekend posting casually and pretending my Playstation 3 is a Playstation 5. I hope you all have as much fun this holiday as