This is a video from Austria of someone filming their Christmas tree dangling from the ceiling “so the cats couldn’t destroy it. It didn’t work.” Well of course it didn’t work. Cats, like John Wick, are animals of focus, commitment, and sheer will. If they want to do something, they’re going to do it, and you’ll wonder how the hell the cat ever got on top of the fridge in the first place. Was it just one giant leap for catkind, or was it some sort of supernatural parkour? If you’re lucky, you have some security cam footage so you can see for yourself. If you’re unlucky, you have to cut giant holes in four walls to find and get the cat out. *ahem* Sammy!