This is a short video animation of the top ten most disliked Youtube videos from 2016 – 2020. And let me tell you: just like the elephant exhibit at the zoo, there are some real turds in there. Of course this is just a count of TOTAL number of dislikes,

Because why not say yes to split-ends, this is a super short video of what appears to be a British shorthair kitten dangling from its caretaker’s hair. Now I’ve heard of cats getting people’s tongues before, but never their hair. Is that good for your hair? I doubt it, but

This is a video of a clever bastard using his phone camera’s panoramic mode to stretch what would have been a regular wiener into a glorious two-and-a-half-footer. Man, smother that sucker in chili and cheese and diced onion and I’d have that whole thing in my stomach faster than you

This is a video from Route 66 east of Albuquerque in New Mexico of a stretch of the road (aka The Singing Road) with a rumble strip that plays ‘America The Beautiful’ if you drive over it at 45MPH (the speed limit). If you drive over at 70MPH? America The

This is a video of singer/songwriter Stefan Murphy performing The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air theme as ‘a tragic Irish pub ballad.’ He does a great job. Did I cry? Do all the Irish drink whiskey for breakfast? “No.” Exactly *slamming Guinness* I AIN’T NO CRYBABY.

Because some people still believe in the respectable pursuit of knowledge gained from performing well-crafted scientific experiments, this is a video of a man in a laundry basket wearing a children’s safety helmet testing the 1MPH – 9MPH speed settings on his treadmill. Honestly, I think 7MPH looked the funnest.

This is the Consumer Products Safety Commission’s 2020 Fireworks Safety reminder, featuring a bunch of mannequins getting injured while making incredibly poor choices with fireworks. It serves as a powerful reminder to not set off a mortar while holding it on top of your head like a deadly dunce cap,

This is a commercial for the Murphy Ladder (~$130 – $225 at Home Depot). It’s a ladder that folds in half lengthwise, but then can also collapse the ladder’s horizontal rungs for ULTRA PORTABILITY. I called it a commercial but it’s three and half minutes which means it has less