This is some babycam footage of what sleeping like a baby looks like in real life. It does not look as cool, calm, and comfortable as you might have been led to believe (or not if you’ve already had kids of your own). That baby straddles its mom’s face several

Note: Volume ON, commentary is value-add (“Holy balls on a butt, and a fart, and a hol-y good snot.”) This is a video from Youtuber thebachelorsfridge experimenting to see if a sparkler will burn all the way through a raw egg he’s poked it in, and sealed the entry and

This is a video from TikTok user malachichiparker, who spotted a turtle in the road and got out of his vehicle to get it to move — and move it did! That thing leaves a dust trail and catches some air on the rocks! If the tortoise had this sort

This is a video of a drunk man at a wedding reception dancing with a sparkler then dry humping his partner and setting a dry flower display on fire in the process. He then proceeds to wipe the fire off the barrel with the sleeve of his suit jacket, and

This is a video of TikTok user mamaluc_ and her brother showing off their mom’s insane Yeti mug collection. Now that — that is entirely too many Yetis for someone who doesn’t get paid in Yetis instead of money. Where does she even store them all?! *kicking self* If only

This is a video captured by an unmanned submersible operated by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Ocean Exploration team featuring a whiplash squid swimming in ‘marine snow’ at a depth of around 1,100 meters (3,609-feet, about 7/10ths of a mile). It’s not actually snow though, it’s delicious, nutritious

In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and

This is a video of billiard player Shane Van Boening sinking six balls on the break of a game of ten-ball. The commentators speculate he’s going to make three, but no, he doubles that. For reference, the most balls I’ve ever made on a break is probably two. MAYBE three.