Aliens: they are among us.
Whiplash Squid Spotted Swimming in ‘Marine Snow’

This is a video captured by an unmanned submersible operated by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Ocean Exploration team featuring a whiplash squid swimming in ‘marine snow’ at a depth of around 1,100 meters (3,609-feet, about 7/10ths of a mile). It’s not actually snow though, it’s delicious, nutritious debris making its way to the ocean floor from the surface. Mmmmm! If I was a shrimp I’d be stoked about the all-you-can-eat-buffet raining down on me right now. I’m not a shrimp though. You see the squid’s two long appendages? Well they’re not actually whips, THOSE ARE ITS PENISES. Just kidding, that would be wild though. *spots Mother Nature scribbling ‘whip penises’ in her design notebook* Oh no you don’t!